Canadian actress Alex Hook, “Plushophilia”, “Dacryphilia”, and “Winktepi” are not mentioned much in this particular edition of the series. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, chicks and dudes:
What do the Mafia and pu$$ies have in common?
(One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep sh*t.)
What do baby cats wear?
(Dia-purrrs)
Would you rather always have sex in pitch black darkness, or always have sex in public places?
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
(For fingering a minor.)
Is it true that urine cures athlete’s foot?
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
(Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!)
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
(If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.)
Would you rather never have internet again or never have sex again?
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
(A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.)
Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?
Why was the baby ant confused?
(All of his uncles were ants.)
If you were stranded on a desert isle would you rather have sex with a mermaid/merman with the body and face of a person but the tail of a fish or have sex with a mermaid/merman with the body and face of a fish but the bottom half of a person?
Classic Childhood Dirty Riddle Award Winner: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
(Because his wife died.)
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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