Stupid Questions 216

American model Maliah Michel, “Tribadism” and “Aftercare” are not really mentioned all that much in this particular edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls:

“Who’s Gonna Stand Up?” (You? OK then, you’re drivin’ . . .)

What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
("Olive or twist?")

Pick-Up Line Question from Nicholas R. “Why don't you come back to my place and I’ll give you 2 minutes of the most mediocre sex of your life?”

Pick-Up Line Question from Alexandria S.: “Do you work at Build-a-Bear? ‘Cause I'd stuff you!”

Pick-Up Line Question from Kyle M.: “Does this rag smell like chloroform?”

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Pick-Up Line Question from Suzanne M.: Hey can I buy you a drink or would you rather a blow job?

Pick-Up Line Question from Lee D.: “Can I sniff your bicycle seat?”

“What Did You Do To My Life?” (Add actual animalistic pleasure to it?)

Is it true that BLM really stands for “Blacks Like Masters”?

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Pick-Up Line Question from David A.: My ears are cold; can I use your legs as earmuffs?

What is it about ladies’ feet that draw many men to them?

Pick-Up Line Question Facebook user: “Can I wear you like a feed bag?”

Pick-Up Line Question from Justin H.: “Are you a school? ‘Cause I really want to shoot some kids in you."

Keagan F. scored the Nasty Pick-Up Line Question Award:
“Hey baby I just sh*t my pants, can I get into yours?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“Is Guava A Donut?” (Yeah, this song is a repeat from way back when but it’s fun.)

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