American actress Ana Brenda Contreras, Kwanza, and “Aftercare” are not mentioned much in this seasonal edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls:
What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
(Whatever the h*ll you want. He can’t hear you.)
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
(Their balls are just for decoration.)
Is your name Jingle Bells?
(‘Cause you look ready to go all the way.)
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?
(When he gets a sweater, ...but he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.)
Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
(Because he knows better than to try the back door.)
Why was the snowman smiling?
(He could see the snowblower coming down the street.)
Why did the Snowman want a divorce?
(Because his wife was a total flake.)
Would you rather have your porn search history to be shown at Christmas dinner, or have your porn search history to be shown in a meeting with the entire office?
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
(Santa was smart enough to stop at three "ho"s.)
What do all the female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh?
(They go into town and blow a few bucks.)
Bonus Christmas Present Stupid Question: 
What is it about the word “vagina” anyway?
Christmas Present Stupid Question 2:
Do rude, stupid people pulverize your Christmas spirit?
Bonus Christmas Present Stupid Question 3: Since when did Tik Tok become a source for news stories?
Are any of you tired of these seasonal stupid questions yet?
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