American dancer Jenna Valenzuela, “Flock of geese flying out of one's backside”, and “Grope for trout in a peculiar river” aren’t mentioned all that much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls:
If you use that dye for facial hair will it wash off during cunninlingus? (Asking for a friend.)
Is it true that getting offended by something on Facebook is like choosing to step in a pile of dogsh*t instead of walking around it?
Do you all understand that simply because you can post your opinions all over social media it does not mean that you should?
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
If you go on your married friend’s computer and search for butt plugs, gay incest porn, vibrating strap-ons, nipple clips, and anal beads on Amazon will these things show up on his homepage and email ads?
Did you ever snart (sneeze and fart at the same time) on a date and simply hope your sneeze was loud enough to cover the sound of the fart?
Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?
Do deaf people truly hear with their eyes?
Ever see a stripper who was so nasty that when she did the splits she stuck to the dancefloor?
Is it true that you will never meet a hooker named Maude?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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