Stupid Questions 276

American singer-songwriter Chantelle Paige, “the Warm Ball Dip”, and “Road Head” aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, people:

Can I Pray When the Beloved is All I See?”

Why do they call it “taking a dump” when you’re not taking anything you’re actually leaving something?

Need an ark to save two of every animal?
(I Noah guy.)

Did you know the average fart leaves your butt at 7 miles per hour?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was amputated?
(He’s all right now.)

Is it true that tall people sleep longer?

When chickens communicate do they use foul language?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
(A may-bee.)

Did you hear that yardstick manufacturers will not be able to make them any longer?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
(I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.)

Did you know that pre-ground coffee may contain ground up cockroaches? Does that bug you?

“Are You Hung Up?”

How did the picture end up in jail?
(It was framed!)

Would anyone really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Why do ducks have tail feathers?
(To cover their buttquacks.)

Does anyone miss the foot worship material when it’s not included?

Bradley asked: If a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

Do any of you readers ever research the quoted terms in the intro?

Vern A. asked: “How long is a little while?”

“Do You Love Me?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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