Stupid Questions 277

South Korean singer and dancer Seulgi, “Butt Plug Pony”, and “The Vampire Ass Bite” aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and dolls:

“Do I Make Your Horny, Baby?”

What was the one thing the cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control?
(Her pupils.)

What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
(I guess we’ll just have to make dew.)

Arleena asked: Does anyone really know what a cockle is? And when was the last time you had yours warmed?

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
(A satisfactory.)

Have you heard about the chocolate record player?
(It sounds pretty sweet)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Did you hear about my new girlfriend I met at the zoo? (She’s really a keeper.)

What washes up on tiny oceans?
(Microwaves!)

“Who Am I?”

If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
(Supplies!)

How does Iron Man pee? If Iron Man’s armor has a filtration system, he still does not wear the armor naked so the real question is… when he pees himself how long does it take his underwear to dry OR does he always wear special adult undies?

What should a lawyer always wear to a court?
(A good lawsuit)

Would anyone really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

What kind of cats love bowling?
(Alley cats.)

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it’s not included?

Know why you can’t trust atoms?
(They make up everything.)

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“Are You Horny, Yet?”

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