Niche bodybuilder makes waves in fitness industry with unsolicited life advice.

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SAN DIEGO- Alonzo Lewis doesn’t believe in skipping days at the gym, eating cheat meals, or sleeping. The real life super hero says the secret to his success in the gym, is all about “going hard 100%, all of the time”.
Alonzo is a bodybuilder who competes in the open division, which is popular for bodybuilders that want to achieve an extreme level of muscle mass, hardness, and conditioning. Alonzo recently won his first bodybuilding show at the 2018 NPC Warrior Classic. Now he’s headed to nationals.
“To me, bodybuilding is not just about having a nice body, I want to tell people how to live their life,” said Lewis. “Nobody really understands how hard it is to get a six pack and barn door lats. I really believe that if everybody would just listen to me, they could figure out how to solve their problems in life.”
Bodybuilding is all about hard work, perseverance, and commitment, said Lewis, but only the warriors take home the prize.
Lewis says after bodybuilding, he plans on running for President, inventing the next Facebook, and solving world hunger.

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