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in funny •  6 years ago 

Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!

Father: Really, what?

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

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Irish potato won't still impress my girls

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She thought he makes poop himself

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I prefer french fries.

Yes I said fries, not fry.