Funny jokes#5

in funny •  7 years ago 

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?

Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?

Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Hi yusluv09,

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Funny joke but @yusluv09, you gotta write your own story/joke for participating in comedy open mic contest bro. Can you give that a shot? ;)
    All the best! Do reply if you have any questions~

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Bro Can you you please explain to me more vividly I will be grateful if you can do so?

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Yeah. This rules post will clear everything up. After that if you wanna know about anything, feel free to ask.

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            ·  7 years ago 

          Thanks bro👍

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