The next bus.

One morning a housewife to call a carpenter to repair her wardrobe. Carpenter arrived housewife said to him: "every time a bus stop at my house in front of the station, the wardrobe is awful sound." Carpenter said: "no problem, but I'm here waiting for a bus, in order to listen to the wardrobe there sound." Close the cupboard door and into the ark. The housewife's husband suddenly come back at this moment, perceive opened the closet door, found the carpenter to stay in the closet. Very angry, he yells: "can you explain why hiding in the closet?" Carpenter, after hearing the simpleton answered, "maybe you won't believe it, I'm waiting for a bus!"