NOW SHOWING:
There's a woman long time ago who lived in a very far province. She's always curious of cinema. Maybe because she haven't been to cinema yet all her life. So when she heard about a new interesting movie she hurried and checked . She planned to watch the new movie therefore she worked hard and sell snacks made of cassava. What she will earn from selling is for her cinema tickect.
A guy noticed her hard work and her excitement and approached the woman.
" Ang saya natin ah ". Anung ganap at ang sipag mo ngayon? "
The woman told the guy about the new movie. He got excited too and said:
" Aba! Talaga? Ano bang Pamagat ng ipapalabas at ng mapanood ko din?
The woman then replied:
" Now showing" kagagaling ko lng dun eh inalam ko din yang pamagat. 😂😂😂😂
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COMING To MANILA:
A guy from a province wanted to travel to Manila. He waited and waited for a bus going to Manila. It's almost dawn so he just went home. His daughter was very surprised and asked:
" Pang, bakit ka po bumalik? Akala ko po pupunta ka ng Manila? "
The guy replied:
" Oo sana anak, eh kaso walang bus na papuntang Manila. Puro Alabang, Pasay ,Cubao lng. 😂😂😂
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THE COPYCAT:
A couple was travelling to Manila to visit their son. They just brought some rice with them without any dish with it. At the stop over they planned to order any dish but they dont know what's the tagalog of it. So they just followed whatever the woman in front of them ordered for herself. When the woman asked for "kanin" they also get "kanin". But to their surpise it is also a rice. So the husband whispered (their own language) " sige lang, sunod niyan ulam na" .
The woman next ordered for "ulam". So that's what they get too. They were both happy this time around . "Ulam" is a dish! atlast they can eat already.
Then the woman asked for tissue. They also did.
The woman noticed them and said.(their own language)
" Excuse me, napansin ko kanina nyo pa ako ginagaya."
The couple felt humiliated so they answered: (their own language)
" Bakit!? Ikaw lng ba marunong kumain ng tissue!?😂😂😂
Sometimes we feel shy to ask questions because we fear of appearing ignorant. As we all know, ignorance can have a negative effects on indivuals. Some people might discriminate you, some might laugh at you, and some will even pity you. It's not compulsary to know all the facts and it is better to be ignorant of some things but not ignorant of everything.......