Funny Relationship Experience Challenge

Yesterday being a good day, I decided to do a challenge so I thought of talking to @samminator about doing challenge because he's good with finding or putting up a challenge but as fate would have it, it was his message that first arrived in my inbox and it was the same thing I had in mind; a challenge. He talked about a challenge not having any idea of which one it wold be. So, we decided to think about it individually but in no time, he contacted me again telling me he already found one so, I sat back and waited for him to write and nominate me for the challenge...

So, it's a funny relationship experience something, lol. Of course, I know of people who would definitely have something hilarious to write about. People like @illuminatus, @camzy, @ewuoso, @ttopswag, @burlarj and @stephennevets. Oops! I think I just made my nominations and it's funny it came before the experience itself...

Let me not also forget there are rules that govern the challenge.

Rules of the challenge:

• Write the funniest experience you've had in your past relationship.
• Feel free to add fiction
• Use the #funnyexperience tag
• Nominate 7 people to do the same

Nominate 7 people....? Did I even read the rules before starting this up?? No, I don't think so. I think I'll add the remaining nomination(s) later in the post. So when it comes to relationships, I might not really have enough funny experiences maybe because I've not really met some real weird girls in the past.... Oh! what am I saying?? I think I got one...

Just a deep look at me would show you how shy I am. I might not necessarily need to say a word just a look at me and you'll see shyness written all over my face. So, that's how it was when I met this girl Dara, she was an outcast. Her father is from the western part of Nigeria and her mum was an American.

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_{How did I meet her?}

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Dara was a sparkling beauty I couldn't help but notice. It was like I had no option than to meet her. I just had to meet and know her with whichever method I chose to employ. Have I even answered the question?? No, I got emotional again.... I really loved her. Dara's parent had to cut their vacation short this due to her grandfather's demise.

Fortunately, she came back this time as she was done with her secondary education as at then... She was the perfect description of what I wanted but little did I know there was more than I could just see. She had the perfect figure, shape, height, face, build, and smile. What else...?? Things were beginning to get interesting but then, this my shy self came up again, with-held me, and restricted me from talking... For a few more times, she walked past me, the same thing kept happening. Thanks to a friend that helped me purchase some boldness. Yeah, I did purchase boldness - a beer.

Finally, I was able to talk to her, she did the normal girlie thing but later agreed. We started off, everything was going rosy until she offered to threat me to a sumptuous meal. Initially, I hesitated but I didn't want it to be obvious I was avoiding her meal. Why was I?? Rich girls don't cook because they don't learn. They have all the maids they need. She asked what I would like to have and I said I'd prefer cooked yam and fried eggs. I vividly remember saying cooked yam but that wasn't what I got. I got roasted yam instead.

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_{How did it happen?}

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It was more like a date so I picked my shirt, trouser, socks and shoes... I wore them and I was ready to go. It wasn't very far so I was there in no time for the date.I got in, sat in the sitting room the best way I knew though I wasn't comfortable. The thick smell of burnt toast wouldn't stop chocking me so I guess the kitchen wasn't far from the sitting room. What happened?? Lol, she had put the yam slices on fire without water... Holy Crap 😨😨!!! I was like What The Hell?? Yam?? In the Pot?? No water?? Just fire?? But I kept my cool and what was going through my mind wasn't evident on my face.

Then, she came to apologize for burning my food and that she didn't know it would get burnt like that - another shocker! Okay, she begged to prepare me noodles to compensate for the burnt yam but I said they wouldn't be any need but she thought I was angry and I told her to prepare it if it would make her happy.

So she came with the final blow and told me she already soaked the noodles and would go wash and put it on the fire in the next 5 minutes and I was like.... What???!! Somebody comman take me home... Lol. Didn't do that though, I just stylishly left that day. I think I faked a phone call or something..

But I still find it difficult to know the reason the funny experiences with girls would have to be in the aspect of food preparation..

...and for my last nomination, I think it should be @rebeccafl

For the record, this article is partly fictional. So, I leave you with the burden of finding whch part is fictional and which part is not.

Thanks for coming!

That little boy,
@pearlumie