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in funnyjoke •  6 years ago 

Sab saum toj 21 yam ib qho Indian ua tom qab rov qab los nyob txawv teb chaws

  1. Sim siv daim credit card hauv lub tsev so sab nrauv.

  2. Haus dej thiab nqa cov dej ntxhia thiab yeej ib txwm hais txog kev noj qab haus huv.

  3. Tsuag deo xws li kom nws tsis tas yuav da dej.

  4. Sneezes thiab hais tias 'Excuse me'.

  5. Hais tias "Hav" tsis yog "Hi".
    hais tias "Yogurt" txhais hais tias "Curds".
    Says "Cab" hloov "Taxi".
    Hais tias "Khoom qab zib" es tsis txhob "Chocolate".
    Hais tias "Kua nplaum" tsis yog "Biscuit".
    Hais tias "Txoj Kev Ywj Siab" tsis yog "Highway". Hais tias "tau mus" tsis txhob "Yuav tsum mus". Hais tias "Huag" hloov qhov "Zero", (rau 704, hais tias Xya Hli Plaub Hlis Xya Xya Plaub Plaub)

  6. Tsis nco qab txog lub txaj rau cov pa phem. Khaws cov khoom txaj txhua txhua lub sijhawm nws tawm.

  7. Hais tag nrho cov kev mus hauv Miles (Tsis nyob hauv Kilo Meters), thiab suav rau hauv lab. (Tsis nyob hauv Lakhs)

  8. Nws suav tag nrho cov nqi hauv Teb Chaws Asmeskas kom deb li deb tau (tab sis nqes tob hauv lub plawv ntawm 45 lub sij hawm).

  9. Sim saib cov roj tsawg ntawm cov kua mis ntawm lub khob mis.

  10. Thaum twg los yuav tsum hais Z (zed), tsis txhob hais Z (Zed), rov hais dua "Zee" ob peb zaug, yog tias tus neeg tsis tuaj yeem, ces hais tias X, Y Zee (tab sis tsis hais Zed)

  11. Sau hnub tim MM / DD / YYYY, saib DD / MM / YYYY, hais tias "Oh! British Style !!!!"

  12. Ua rau kev lom zem rau cov sij hawm Indian thiab lub sijhawm Indian txoj cai.

  13. Txawm tom qab 2 lub hlis, kev tsis txaus siab txog "Jet Lag".

  14. Tsis txhob noj ntau cov khoom kub (kub).

  15. Sim haus "Diet Coke", tsis yog Coke Normal.

  16. Sim mus yws txog txhua yam nyob hauv Is Nrias teb li yog nws tab tom muaj nws thawj zaug.

  17. Txhawb "sijhawm" raws li "skewer", thiab "module" li "mojule".

  18. Zoo nkaus li tshwj xeeb tshaj plaws rau Hotel Dhaab noj. Ob peb tseem ceeb

  19. Los ntawm lub hnab ntim khoom, tsis tshem cov nplaum ntawm Airways los ntawm qhov uas nws tau rov qab mus rau Is Nrias teb, txawm tom qab 4 lub hlis ntawm tuaj txog.

  20. Yuav siv lub hnab ntim khoom thauj mus luv luv hauv Is Nrias teb, sim muab lub hnab ntim rau ntawm txoj kev Indian. Qhov kawg

  21. Sim pib sib tham nrog "Hauv Tebchaws Meskas ..." lossis "Thaum kuv nyob hauv Tebchaws Meskas ..."
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