Funnyjokecontest #9 - Make us laugh and win some SBD

Good day my Steem-loving friends!

Joke contest nr.8
was won by @permatek. Congratulations and thank you for making us laugh! SBD is coming your way.
I'm not done yet with these contests and I can use a couple of more laughs. So, without further hesitation I present you: Funnyjokecontest nr.9 !!!

For the people that are here for the first time, you can win the following prize:

After 7 days this post will generate author-awards: 50% Steemdollars and 50% Steempower. I will pick a winner and transfer all Steemdollars that are generated as author awards to the winner of the contest after pay-out. The more upvotes, the bigger the prize!!!
In other words:

ALL SBD GENERATED BY THIS POST WILL GO TO THE WINNER😃.

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If there are people willing to sponsor this, or any of my following contests by donating prize-money please let me know in the comments. Comedy should be rewarded!

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What are the rules for this weeks contest? Please read carefully!!

1.Upvote this post (this will give you curation rewards😊)
2.Post a joke on your own Steemit-page and use #funnyjokecontest as your first tag (this will probably get you some SBD as well)
3.Post the link to your joke in the comments below (this will get you author rewards of your own)
4.Only one entry per person
5.Your joke in Dutch or English only

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Feel free to resteem this post: we can all use a good laugh, right?
Besides, resteeming will probably increase the prize-money😉.

Peace and love!