#FunnyJokeContest - Two poor guys searching earning way

in funnyjokecontest •  7 years ago  (edited)

Hi Steemians ! I felt on this funny challenge #funnyjokecontest from @marcovanhassel, thanks to @whatisnew post. So why not try with this joke, I don't know if it make laught reading it but hope so :

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Two poor guys are walking in a street. Saying "Oh damned... What can we do to earn money..." they stop infront a shop, selling really expensive shoes. They enter the shop to ask the seller why are they so expensive, when he answered them :

"They are from crocodile !"

The two guys look themself, a brillant idea seeming passing in there mind. The next morning, they are flying to Afrika with all the money they remained them, and a shotgun (yes... they have a permission to take it in the plane....).

Any way, first feet on Afrika's ground, they start searching a river. One time found, they take a bark, and begin shoting crocodile : each time they kill one, his body come up to the surface water, the stomach up.

First one : "Oh damned... Look at this.... let's kill an other"

Second one : "Shit... It isn't good either..."

Third, fourth, fiveth.... After a day killing crocodile... They take the plain back, sad and desperates. Arriving in front the shoes shop, they say to the seller :

"We are damned, spent our last money to go Afrika, spent a day killing about 50 crocodiles, and no one of them had shoes..."

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Hope you enjoyed ;^) See you !

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Yay! I am so happy that you entered! Great joke! You win! : )

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Ahah... So thanks for sharing the contest man, but I didn't imagine the joke I don't have merit... I prefer like your's about the gorilla's story ;) See you !

Thanks for the laugh😂😂👍

Hey.. Thanks for commenting, you're welcome, like is said the whatisnew I'm not the owner, but it made me laugh too :)

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