Top Funny Jokes In English #1

in funnyjokes •  7 years ago 

Police: Where do you live?

Boy: With my parents

Police: Where do your parents live?

Boy: With me

Police: Where do you all live?

Boy: Together

Police: Where is your house?

Boy: Next to my neighbor's house

Police: Where is your neighbor's house?

Boy: You won't believe me if I tell you

Police: Tell me!

Boy: Next to my house.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    ajaytiwari............upvote ok

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Good joke
      Carry on friend

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Please do same for me thanks

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              ·  7 years ago 

            lol.. nice joke bro haha

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