Top 3 Funny Jokes "Wife is depressed husband" "Love weight" "Grandfather and Grandson"

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Wife is depressed husband

== In the 10th anniversary of marriage, the wife said to her husband, "You never loved me!"
== The husband became angry: "So these half-dozen boys and girls do I have Download from internet?!?
== Wife is more angry
== What you downloaded speed !!!
== I have taken these from the neighboring house boltu, Paltu and Pintu's Pen Drive

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Love weight

Lovers : how much is the weight of love?
Lover : How much?
Lover : 80 kg
Lover : How?
Boyfriend, love to take 'two minds'!

Lover oh no !!!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha .....

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Grandfather and Grandson

Grandson : How do you leave my grandfather?
Grandfather : Desire is the biggest strength
Grandson : Grandpa, how are you drunk?
Grandfather : Desire is the biggest strength
Grandson dares this time- Grandfather do not you go with the girl of that dance bar........ How to leave the wire ??? That's what ... ..
Grandfather : Hey, there was a wish, but power was not enough

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