When you try to look really sick before showing up to work so your boss tells you to go home and rest
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When I’m ready to pretend that I’m dead on a Saturday morning just to make my hubby take our dog out
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put on sunglasses so you don't have to pick up after the dog
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Wonderful idea!😁👌
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Good Tip! Making it look like you have rabies will probably allow you to stay home for quite a while.
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haha and you should say something like no...I think...cough...I'm fine...cough cough...
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Me looking for any reason to call in sick.
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where there's blame there's a claim
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When you ask them to do something, and they pretend to be too sick.
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me when the wife wants me to take the bins out
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Haha you could always ask your boss to sing soft kitty and rub vicks on your chest :)
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then an alien pops out of your chest
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The real trick is to be just sick enough to get out of work, and just healthy enough to get out of the house and escape the wife.
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hmm it's a delicate balance to get right
harder than keeping the sbd pegged i fear
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Hard to control SBD. They're silent, but deadly. Never know when it's going to sneak up
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hello @trafalgar i draw this for you but you didn't see it :)!
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This reminds me of a joke: guy calls in sick. The boss says "you don't sound sick." Guy says "I just f*cked my sister. Does that sound sick enough for you?"
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haha..nice
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I'm going to use that next time and let you know what my boss says lol
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I'm going to use
That next time and let you know
What my boss says lol
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at least the day is payed
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@traf,
With that look I think I won't ask a Sick leave, coz I my boss went sick just after see me lol :D
Cheers~
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When I came to the Boss pretending to be sick, it turned out that my Boss is also sick, only for real :)
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All colleagues led by Boss came to see whether I was sick or pretending. Lol.
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heh he has to know how to pretend, although this poor animal does have a sick face
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And your boss tries to tells you to go to the sick bay to get treatment.
"Boss, my doctor said I should not see another doctor, my sickness increases with check ups"
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Lol i am gonna try that tomorrow
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Lol, pretend sick to makes your boss feel sick.. :)
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This is, a very beautiful joke but I really liked it your post and I am interested in your funny how I really feel better like
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traf, sometimes it is better to show oneself sick and renounced, but to get rest guaranteed, LoL
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Lol, when I need rest, I make an exhausted look so artfully that my boss is just thinking about how to send me home, haha
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