Congratulations! You've won at the game of life by partying harder than me!

in gameoflife •  8 years ago 

Your score is determined by how many orgasms you've had and how many you've given to other people. How many times you've got high. Major bonus points for how many times you make fun of people who get wasted and you get a haha moment by feeling superior!

1000x550x3000x300 = winner!
20x5x12x0= me the loser

Just like Charlie Sheen - even though he has aids - he did way more coke than me, has way more money and fame than me, fucked so many people - winner

You earn more by having friends being an exact copy of who you are - talk about perverted and rotten shit and people will gravitate towards you like flies on shit! Laugh at people who got so high/drunk they vomited or peed on themselves and got stuff written on their face - you will earn many many many super awesome friends!!

The friends you want to win the game at life are those who take risks - especially when they risk their lives!! They gotta pretend to be a super-hero by doing lots of drugs that would kill a normal non drug user. The more you can escape death the more it turns women on. Your getting laid buddy by doing so much coke that would destroy a regular person!! Congratulations you won the game of life! and now your fucking dead because you overdosed! Hooray for you!!!

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