1) Color a Dinosaur

Less functional than the most primitive drawing tools. I would have been grounded if I created something this ugly.

2) Fisher Price Perfect Fit

Why didn't they allow you to rotate the shapes with a button? Poor design. This game will make kids stupid.

3) Where's Waldo?

Waldo's dead. He's been replaced by a guy in blue stripes who just escaped from jail.

4) Raid 2020

I get a kick out of shooting the flailing pedophile skipping around. Other than that, no shelf life.

5) Ultima Warriors of Destiny

The movement is legendarily sluggish and the one minute loop of grating melody makes me want to file assault charges.

6) Dragon's Lair

You're supposed to move your bulky and lethargic character perfectly at all times or die.

7) Dr Jekyll & Mr. Hyde

Lousy controls, unclear goal, and frighteningly bad gameplay. An utter waste of time.

8) Rambo

Gross misuse of the Rambo license. Too much talking, nonsensical overworld navigation and ambiguous objectives.

9) Taboo: The Sixth Sense

They ask you to type a question then fail to incorporate it into the taro cards. Way to mislead me into giving this "game" a fair shot.

10) Winter Games

4 lousy games << 52 lousy games

I could recommend Action 52 over any of the aforementioned titles because of it's surreal graphics, strange sense of humor, and overly ambitious soundtrack. Without further ado, please enjoy the

Action 52 NES MEGAMIX:

http://www.gametestplay.com