I don't understand half of what you said after "Minecraft," but I still enjoyed reading it. It's so sexy when you talk "gamer," like the way men with exotic accents are sexy. Because seriously, love, you might as well be speaking Hollandaise...wait...that's the sauce...well whatever they speak in the picturesque land of windmills and tulips.

Anyway, feeling extraordinarily happy this evening that you stepped outside of tech world long enough to woo a throwback bookworm like me.