A Farewell to Wimps...

in gaming •  5 years ago  (edited)

Mournful salute and reverence,
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

Greetings and WOE.

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As read on the
Official GODS UNCHAINED Discord Channel
In the #General Chat ROom:

Disclaimer

Please note that this transcript
was "tuned up" and formatted
for edition purposes,
However, the body of text,
as well as the infomation it contains,
remain essentially the same.

Here is the transcript as it now appears
in the #abstractoidZdoTcoM ART #COOP #archives:

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The Reverend Maelstrohm Black
Today at 10:47 AM on Sunday morning...

Appears in a puff of smoke

Mournful salute and reverence
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law

Greetings @everyone

I have come to pay my respect
before The Final Curtain Call...

I am QUITTING Gods Unchained.

I feel this game has LOADS of potential...

But, AS A #GAMER, I just CANNOT
stand the NUMEROUS disconnections,
to say the very least...

But WAIT:
IT GETS WORSE...

WINNING SIX GAMES IN A ROW
ONLY because my oponent disconnected?!!

This ACTUALLY SWAYS & FALSIFIES
ANY & ALL RATING VALUE
and/or RANKING DATA!

SO...

There you have it,
puny weaklings, thrall, zombie lords even!
Feeble minded weak-willed mortals, YE SHALL REMAIN...

I gave it a go...

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Obviously

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Yet, I REMAIN DISSATISFIED,
however PATIENT might I be,
both WITH THE GAME AS A WHOLE,
including ITS ACTUAL #GAMEPLAY,
as well as a being one means
of owning and speculating
on valuable #ERC721
NON-FUNGIBLE CRYPTO ASSETS
& COLLECTIBLES...

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There is NOTHING more frustrating for a gamer
than having a game going "NOT RESPONDING" or CRASHING,
just when the game is about to become
A MOTHERFUCKING "W", GODDAMNIT!!!

I AM DONE.

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If any of you want my cards,
THEN, look them up on the market...

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I AM DUMPING!
COME TO THE MASSIVE
SPRING CLEARANCE SALE!!!

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LMFAO

Good luck to the GAME DEVS

I SHALL LOOK YOU UP in about a YEAR...

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Farewell

Love is the Law, love under will
The Reverend Maelstrohm Black
https://TheReverendMaelstrohmBlack.Wordpress.com
https://MaelstrohmSGrimoire.Wordpress.com

https://abstractoidz.coM

TheReverend Maelstrohm Black
Influencer

Hail Paimon!

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Hail Babalon!!

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HAIL SATAN!!!

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CONTACT BY DIRECT MESSAGE EXCLUSIVELY!

Darth Maelstrohm,
Sith Lord,

Dealing IN MOTHERFUCKING ABSOLUTES
and FUCKING PROUD OF IT!

Vanishes, causing VIOLENT TREMORS
in the GODDAMN FUCKING FORCE...

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N.B.: This post first appeared on the SPLENDID MIDDLE FINGER TO STEEMIT FORK,
#Hive, and can be found here:
https://hive.blog/gaming/@mbbohemianstoner/a-farewell-to-wimps

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Now that’s a good riddance in style! Mournful salute back at you!

Hail Satan, puff puff PASS!!!