The Three Views are about to collapse recently...
My best brother, he came to the company to find me when he was okay. Brother, how am I going to be a straight boy? I have a female ticket. Now from one to six o'clock, my whole nerves are tense. I'm really afraid of the unclear onlookers who eat melons, and I feel a little embarrassed. Please give me a trick ah ah ah ah ah~
I am a straight boy and he works in an advertising agency.
I had been living in darkness, and I worked overtime every day to doubt my life. As a result, this kind of thing happened. To tell the truth, I haven't gotten over it now.
It happened so suddenly.
Last Monday, my annual leave was approved. Go out and have a good wave the next day.
As a result, around 6 o'clock, my iron buddy suddenly called. Said that he had applied for the annual fitness card near my company and wanted to invite me, an overtime dog, to dinner. It didn't take long for him to show up at the door of our company.
Our company is a light-controlled door. When the people inside stand at the door, the door opens automatically. People outside need to enter their fingerprints to get in. The idiot rang the doorbell frantically outside. I didn't know it was him until he sent me a WeChat message.
I was talking to Party A’s father, so I asked my male colleague to open the door for him. Then something strange happened! ! ! ! !
My buddy winked with me, and sat down next to my colleague, turned on the laser gun mode, and Barabara chatted away. To be precise, he was talking awkwardly alone. My colleague had work on his hands, and occasionally responded to him courteously. When I'm done here, I'll take him to dinner. Good guy, hey, I have to drag my colleague along with me. My colleague was embarrassed to refuse it several times, and I signaled again and again that my buddy just insisted.
Then, the three of us went to a restaurant for dinner. Usually my buddy is very self-conscious and can't take care of others. If I don't eat spicy food, he will still be abnormal spicy. In short, he is a very abnormal second-generation ancestor. That day. Before he ordered, he deliberately found out if my colleague had any restrictions. My colleague said that he does not eat spicy food. That happy in my heart. It was embarrassing after not being happy for long. My buddy was so courteous. The three men had a meal and he picked them up and down, but of course they didn't give it to me. My colleague blushed with blood. As for me, a mouthful of 82-year-old blood came out!
Going home at night, I talked to the female ticket. I just emphasize that my buddy is too familiar. My female ticket is almost half-fair, she said, your buddy shouldn't be arrogant. As slow as I am, I didn't think about it at all at that time.
The next day, the female ticket and I went out to have fun. MD, as long as I open WeChat along the way, I can receive new messages from that guy, and every one is for my colleague. Who else, what colors do you like, what hobbies... I don't know. Don't call him back. I didn't get a call within half an hour, and said to me disgustingly: You get along with people day and night, and you don't know anything about them. Going to TM's house, it's just a colleague, I want to get to know his family?
Anyway, in those few days, I was harassed by him and wanted to break up. In the end, I couldn't stand it anymore, and gave him my colleague's WeChat. Sure enough, the whole world is quiet! ! ! It was also during those few days that I realized one thing-my old iron was afraid that it was about to bend. Suddenly I began to sympathize with my colleague, such a good cabbage, I am afraid that if I have not had a girlfriend, could it be ruined by this scourge. But that was naive, I thought at least I would not be harassed anymore. Sure enough, the pattern is broken by Tucson. On the first day I went back to work, that guy came to harm me again. Heaven, can't we rush to collect him?
Okay, Party A's father has been urging me to urge me to urge me, and cut it off first. Come later~
Taking advantage of the time to order, I climbed up to Barra for a little while.
My full resentment can't be resentful, so take the time to pour it out.
It's time to exercise my hand speed. My hand speed to end 7 years of being single!
If I suddenly became a "eunuch", I was arrested and went to work.
For the convenience of typing, let me give my buddy and my partner a code name.
My buddy's last name is Chen, so his name is Da Chen. My partner's last name is Tang, so his name is Xiao Tang.
I will introduce these two at the speed of light (#°Д°)
Because there are friends who look strangely to my partner.
In order to satisfy the curiosity of the public. I'll come to August 18
Me, a straight boy, roar, super fierce~
According to my female vote, if my face value is 8 points, my buddy Dachen’s face value needs to be 9 points. If my buddy scores 9 points, my partner Xiao Tang’s appearance must be scored 9.5 points.
Anger, fall, why beat me so low! Labor and management are not as good as them. Hey, forget it, this is not the point.
The point is, my buddy knows that he is as straight as I am. He only fell in love half a year ago. In order to comfort him, I left the female ticket to accompany him on New Year's Eve, play games with him, and vent all kinds of vents with him, so I accompany him for nothing, huh? ? I knew it, what a new year, just kill it!
Okay, tell me about my partner Xiao Tang. He is a designer. I don't know if he is straight after he first came to the company. But the clothes are good, the temper is good, and the life is good (don’t get me wrong, it’s not the kind of work you think). Because he and I are working on a project, and we have touched recently. But only for homework exchanges. Other than that, there is no personal relationship.
After all, he is too delicate, he is the kind of "Macaron Boy", and his skin is one degree whiter than my female ticket. It's not something straight guy like me can handle. I usually dress very casually. For him, stand with him. I am especially like an assistant or a guard, almost annoying. I can't describe his style of dressing, but he is beautiful. The key is not a mother, with an elite spirit of "I don't want to get close, but I admire it very much". Exquisite, beautiful, and very comfortable. However, out of masculine dignity, I don’t really want to get close, so slightly...
Make up to explain that my buddy, I just complained about him.
Da Chen, he is a fool in terms of IQ, illiterate, and has not done a decent homework since graduation. With a little money at home, Shuang Xing opened the shop by herself. I usually wear it like a "fighter". Let them rectify the Chinese style, he also has a whole body, auspicious clouds, dragon patterns, dazzling. Also love to dazzle, must be red, green and golden.
In terms of clothing, he is almost completely different from Xiao Tang. What Xiao Tang walks is the high-end style of black, white and gray. The "Wang Sicong" among the upstarts of Dachen Genzhen. But he thought he was handsome, and he didn't know where he was proud. Of course, objectively speaking, he looks pretty good. But only the face is handsome, and the temperament can only be described by the misty air.
Okay, I need to order a meal, and the friends who ordered together called me a dog head ==!