A word of incisive funny jokes

Once upon a time there was a match, he felt head scratching itch a bit scratched, the burn themselves.
The wild encounter cobra? ~ ~ fool, knocking his glasses
Why flowers smile, because it has a terrier.
Today my watch sister-in-law want to come to my house, she the door when I was too excited, shout a SAO bitch, you come
Sperm said: oh shit!
Once upon a time there was a eunuch, not below
If the food salty, put for a while, because time can dilute all.
One day 8. Walking in the street to see a few eggplant in the photo smiled and shouted "1 2 3 human! "
Once upon a time, there was a fat boy jumped down from the 13th floor, so he became fat
The most handsome the key on the keyboard is the F4
"I just say" "you is what I call my friends circle,