How to take over any country in just 75 years

Newborn in the family? Consider getting them an entire country! With this method, if you begin now, your little ones will live to inherit any nation on Earth!

Once you've chosen your target, following these 10 basic steps will get you well on your way to fully owning it in under 8 decades.

1. announce your group is moving in, and have some vague religious excuse to do so (bonus: be a perpetual victim)
2. apartheid, push the native population into corners of the country, anyone who doesn't like it is labeled an "anti-_____"
3. endorsed the stance that the native population are inhuman beasts only worthy of being abused and killed
4. surround the native population in an open-air prison, control what goes in and out, monitor everything done in the prison
5. create and fund an opposition group (bogeyman) inside the prison
6. show a map of the region to the world, without the original country
7. allow (and help) the opposition group to kill 1000 of your people and take 200 hostages (again claim to be the victim)
8. starve, shoot, bulldoze, and blow up tens of thousands of innocent people (note: you must continuously tell the world that you are merely defending yourself from genocidal terrorists, especially when using 2000 pound bombs in crowded refugee camps)
9. destroy all buildings, burn every plant, and kill your way to owning the entire country
10. pave over the rubble and corpses, then announce yourself victorious over evil, and that there will never be a state for the original population

Done!

Today: "Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says he opposes the establishment of a Palestinian state as part of any postwar scenario. He vowed to press ahead with the offensive until Israel realizes a decisive victory. He rejected the idea of Palestinian statehood, saying Israel needs control of all territory West of the Jordan river." - source

So he is stealing the Palestinian's slogan, "from the river to the sea", and making it his own. Just like he and his group has done with the country itself. It only took 75 years to go from 100% Palestine to 100% Israel.

Who knows? Perhaps with modern weapons, upgraded propaganda, and exponentially-advancing A.I., we can significantly cut down how long the process takes. After all, it's really steps 1 to 5 that take the longest, while 6 through 10 can be pulled off within a year or two. The hard work of propaganda, censorship, and social engineering have already been done. The process can now be used to cleanse entire parts of the planet relatively quickly.

22 Sep 2023 UN General Assembly (2 weeks before the "surprise" Hamas attack)

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