Every Girl’s “Three guys”

 My mind is in chaos and my heart is beating at a rate higher than  normal writing this. It’s been quite a while I had actually seen  something interesting. All I do these days is converting oxygen to  carbon dioxide apart from work. But today I have decided to pen down my  thoughts. It’s quite amazing and interesting that I have figured out through  many people and practical experiences that every guy’s approach to  express his feelings for a girl can be drilled down to only three ways. 

Monu’s mystery of silence:
When a guy likes a girl, he feels like going to her expressing the same,  but this thing called heart raises its beat to the new rhythm called  silence and in that process fear wins the race over desire. Data  predicts that, this theory has been its birth from the good old ages and  still dominating in the current world. On an average 6 out of 10 guys  by default follow this mystery. 

Sonu’s Spherical World: 

This guy’s approach is truly scientific in nature. Any process which  is done continuously attains stability. This guy has actually taken the  good old proverb “Try and try until u succeed” very seriously, that he  started applying the same in approaching a girl as well. Just like  planets revolve around the sun every day, every week, every year. This  guy has lot of patience and more than that, lot of time. They keep  following the same girl even if she avoids them, and because of these  type of guys ,girls feel exaggerated all the time and are on cloud nine  by their following. These guys have created a very bad image in the mind  of every girl’s father. Consequently every girl’s father only can see  this type of guy in every guy. On an average 3 out of 10 guys fall under Sonu’s Spherical World.

 Hanu’s Hard talk:

 Yeah this guy’s talk is always misunderstood as harsh, hard and  sometimes even rude. This guy is not afraid to tell the truth unlike  Monu and does not have the time like Sonu. This guy is so involved in  the work that he hardly finds time to have proper lunch or watch the  romantic sun set. This guy looks into the girl’s eye and can interpret  what ever she is thinking; he tells her straight his feelings. He  doesn’t care even if the girl’s brother is a black belt in Karate or her  father is a boxer. This guy’s frankness is at equal levels with the  caring he shows. If they are mistreated they will be too hard and will  hurt her, but they will do whatever it takes to give her what she likes.  These are the only people who preserve some respect to guys in today’s  world.