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Hey guys thanks for 200 followers! I know this isn't much but it was just something I can give back to you guys. In the future I might do a 5 SBD giveway, but you all have to help by up voting rules on how to enter below!

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Rules :

Comment a joke (just google one ;))
Upvote this post
Must be following me!

Just follow these rules and I'll make sure to enter you. The more upvotes I get means the more giveaways I will do, like I said I will do a 5 SBD giveaway as long as you guys help by up voting and being active on my page. Good luck!

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