‘Is it absolutely necessary for you to live like a caveman, Shubh?’- Said my mom (just two days ago).
Wait, I got a haircut one week ago mom, please!
‘You call that a haircut? You must be one of the favorite customers of all the barbers in this area. I mean, who pays rupees 50 for nothing!’- She said.
Okay, fair deal!
Busts into the washroom. Shaves the crap out of the tiniest miniscule of facial hair possible.
Okay,now?
Comes and hugs Aww- She said.
Little did she realize the pain that my heart endured that day. Everytime I walked past the restroom, I couldn't face myself.
*No.. Nooooo!!! *
I ain't going anywhere now. I will wait till I start looking normal. Only then will I step outside. Yes, this strategy sounds fine. 
Me : Umm.. Enough. No more Rotis now.
Mom : Not even a single one? Not even with extra ghee?
Me : No.
Mom : Sure? No? Makes sad face.
Me : Okay, I will have one more. But I ain't going any further.
Mom : You know you need food to sustain that huge body of yours, don't you? Smiles.
Me : Giggles.
So yes, two things which make Indian moms happy as hell?
Clean shaves, and eating one Roti extra! 