Hair day and nose picking

Are you a fan of hair? Do you like all that hair? Or are you bamboozled by so much hair sometimes like me? Yeah that's my head, and all that hair is mine. I had a funny nickname when I was in middle school, because I had more hair as a junior than most of the seniors who were a couple of years more older than myself, then people thought I could run fast, meanwhile I only had a fast dash, I could barely finish a hundred meters race without gasping for air with my legs shaking.

Somewhere inbetween all that, I landed the nickname wolverine, an X-men character that I was fascinated with because the way his hair was styled gave us a striking resemblance, and just like that, the name stuck. So yes it's cool to have all that hair, girls love it, the beards, I've explored so many styles, it's painful I don't have pictures to show everything. I think the image above was taken in 2017, I was managing a barbing saloon at that time, we sold unisex hair products, and whose pictures did we use for publicity and advertisements? Of course my beautiful mane as some people will say, hehe.

You know how every super power have each their weaknesses embedded in them somehow, anyway it's same for me, I have so much hair everywhere I grow hair inside my nostrils. Now I know that's not totally odd right, but it's odd for me because the hairstrands in mine is some what 50% longer than the average person's nostril hairstrand. This causes me a lot of inconvenience as the walls of my nostrils are very sensitive, and as such, anytime my hair touches the walls of my nostrils, I get tickled and I sneeze.

My hair strands tickle my nose, and when this happens, I go into a sneezing state, my sneezing state is a multiple series of continuous profuse sneezing that ends after the 14th count, very unsightly I tell you, moreover my only allergy is dust and damp air, which when I'm exposed to, shoots me into that sneezing State. So without doubt there is ample effort applied in ensuring that I don't expose myself to these allergies.

But that's only the allergy part, how about the hair, how do I stop the hair inside my nose from growing, over growing and causing a catastrophic itch that sends me into a very embarrassing sneezing state. I've tried pulling out one by one, besides the fact that it's painful, it grows back in another 3 days. Someone suggested I use some sort of nose scissors, but I don't think I'm coordinated enough to stick a scissors into my nostril and be trimming hair, I might end up trimming the entire nose.

Ild be glad to find myself some extremely harmless device that could do the job, I need my nose picked 😀

Oh the guy standing is the best barber I've ever had.