Post any wild idea for a movie, invention, shitcoin, recipe, song lyric, or just about whatever, dude.
Half Baked
Welcome to #halfbaked, home of half-baked ideas.
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Here are some examples.
Example 1: Baby Whacker
I was eating breakfast this morning and it hit me like a bolt of lightning. Damn baby kept me up half the night. Why should I get up when he cries? If I had a machine with a hand paddle on it, I could push a button and slap that kid in the ass. Better yet, the paddle could be sound-activated whenever he cries. Couple of whacks will teach him.
Pulled out a napkin and drew this. Tell me what you think.
Example 2: Movie idea
Hey, Steemit community! Could use your help with this idea for a movie script. I know it needs more – tell me what you think, what I should add.
It starts like this. There’s a plane crash over the ocean and only two people survive. They make it to an uninhabited island. Turns out it's a ghost town. The island is an abandoned amusement park. Which works out well, ‘cause one of the survivors is a chick who’s dying of cancer, and she has only like 6 weeks to live, and she’s always wanted to ride a roller coaster.
Get it? The chick’s dying, she wants to ride a coaster, the island has one. Sweet story, right? Only there’s a catch, it's a real intense plot. There’s no power on the island and the jungle has grown up and over this old abandoned roller coaster. So these two survivors – the other one is an older guy who kinda has the hots for the cancer chick – they have to clear the jungle, rebuild the coaster, and…
…See, that’s where I need your help, Steemerers. How are they gonna get power to run that coaster? Some kinda solar, maybe? I’m not an engineer. Help me finish it, eh?
Example 3: Peanut Butter Pizza Recipe
Got shitfaced last night and threw this together. What toppings would you like to add?
Take 1 tortilla
Spread with peanut butter
Cheese
Pepperoni or _____
Example 4: Song Lyric
I have an idea for a song that goes like this. Give me the next two lines.
Okay, Ferrari Mercy, your camel, she so thirsty
I'm on that two bump horse’s ass, he trying to throw me
So go ahead and post any idea here in #halfbaked, finished or not. Let the community judge and maybe help you finish your masterpiece.
I had this idea (a long time ago) for an adjustable frame in which you could put your pet. The idea was to help restrict the movements of small mammals, like a hamster. This would enable you to more easily groom your pet or administer medicine. I called it the Hamster Hammock. When 'Gandalf' died, I kind of lost interest.
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I have an idea for a shark movie..
Drug smugglers bringing cocaine to the coast have attracted a cocaine addicted shark that follows them to feed off shipments that they drop in the sea by accident.
The shark attacks beachgoers when it has cold turkey.
The local cop discovers the reason for the recent shark attacks and makes a deal with the smugglers to catch the shark...
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Shark fin soup, anybody?
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