province woman

In the year of 1990's a province some woman didn't go to school yet. They didn't know how to speak english even in their older age. But there were already foreigners who married a Filipina woman. They saw that the girls lives in a luxury life. They can buy any food they want and can go anywhere.

Now there's a girl named Maria from leyte, it means she speaks visayan only. She was envious of that woman. As she saw that woman she said,

"If I can see a foreigner I will marry him immediately."

Maria goes strolling in the morning. She stop as she saw a foreigner (American). You can see in her that she is very excited. Her mind keep telling, "this is my chance." While the American see Maria, the American greet her.

"Hi young lady!"

In bisaya the woman thought that the American said (hayang) or lay down. As she hear the American she then lay down. The American was confused, he didn't know what's happening. The American ask.

"What happened?"

The woman thought that the American said ( walay hapin) in english means no cover. The woman then answered the American.

"(Walay hapin-hapin) or no need for cover, let's get it on."

But the American still confused of the woman then he walk away.

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