A transcript of some alleged conversations at Steemit, Inc. was recently delivered to me anonymously.
Here are some key portions of that transcript where improvements were being discussed with what appears to be the Steemit, Inc. team.
N: "Hey, guys. What can we do to help bring in more developers to the STEEMcosystem?
S: "Hard fork."
N: "Hey, guys. What can we do to improve user retention?"
V: "Hard fork."
N: "Hey, guys. What can we do to market our website to the masses?"
MG 1 and 2: "Hard fork."
N: "Hey, guys. What can we do to make the site design more attractive?"
V: "Nothing. It's just good enough."
N: "Oh...well...OK then."
S: "Just kidding! Hard fork!"
These transcripts shed some light on the general perception of STEEM and Steemit, Inc. - as the following meme depicts.
Content status: HARD-SLAYED!
Disclaimer: This is humor. If you don't comprehend it, just go away.
Follow me: @ats-david
That would be the most boring AMA ever...
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
What do I need to hold this tough meat when I cut it?
Hard fork!
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
The perfect response to that question! Good job!
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
lol nice one.
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Here's another fork to have a go at, if you so desire: https://steemit.com/marketing/@cryptoctopus/growth-idea-from-crowdsourced-growth-ideas-to-crowdfunded-growth-projects
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Steemit, Inc. already has heart eyes for this "growth" proposal! My meme is pretty accurate, is it not?
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Maybe a tuning fork could make them sing in at least the same key as the Steemit users.
Was that TOXIC?
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
That was very toxic. You should be ashamed of yourself!
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Sorries. I find your guidelines very hard to follow.
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Just remember: If it's criticism about anything...ever...it's "toxic."
That's the only guideline in existence. Good luck!
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Yeah, cause giving criticism without being a dick is impossible.
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Aww...tear drop...
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
(Chuckles)
:p
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Hey,...open source the code wasn't on that list,...
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Oh, well...hard fork then?
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
I'd bet on a hardfork, myself,....
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Well, stupidity is something no fork can fix.
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Fuck, I don't know which is more funny, the post or comments! Hardest I laughed all day.
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit