A fine and sweet lady went to a pastor and said: "Pastor I'm above 40 and still single. I've gone out with twenty guys but when the time calls for marriage they..." She started crying.
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"My daughter stop crying, I think you have a spiritual husband." said the pastor.
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"Yes I have noticed that and that's why I'm here for you to help me."
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The pastor got attracted to her sweet body and wanted to take advantage of it. He gazed at her romantically and said: "You see, your spiritual husband kept
some repellants in your privates. So I need to go in there, destroy it and then anoint the place."
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"But that's against the will of God!" said the lady.
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The pastor got angry and said: "Are you here to teach me the bible or you came for deliverance?"
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"Forgive me sir."
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"Don`t you know that some demons require extraordinary pattern before you can get rid of
them?" explained the pastor.
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The frustrated lady accepted.
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After few minutes of lovemaking, he said to her: "You are now free
and will get married soonest."
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The lady thanked him and said: "I hope any man that makes love to me from today will no longer die again."
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