Hello World! #1 (Rewards for Response)

in helloworld •  8 years ago  (edited)

What will you tell the world if you have 5 minutes of complete media attention?



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I'd say:

I heed the ADVICE of the HOPI ELDERS with whom I lived for a time on the mesas of northern Arizona:

Hopi Elder wisdom - the place is here the time is now. Use your will.

We are the ones we have been waiting for.

This is rather surreal (and surprising). Moreso that it's been said a long time ago..

I'd just say listen and give the world 5 minutes of silence.

I'll say: Shut up and listen to the silence.

Good idea. Sound of Silence

Awesome response. Thanks!

I'd tell them that cannabis is a super-food and a medicine. That for the past 70+ years the power of this herb has been with-held from the people by their own governments due to corporate interest and that it's one of the biggest crimes against humanity, globally that I have witnessed in my life time.

Probably, heard many accounts that can say what you've said, and I'd tend to agree even with my limited exp with cannabis, as a med at least - thanks for the response @rebeccaryan appreciate it :)

I literally can speak about this particular topic for 2 hours...to my last breath I will advocate for this plant to be "free" for all people.

Hi we are all the same, do not let religions, governments and elitists separate you via hate and distrust.

wise words @kyusho, thanks for the response :)

Obsessing about your own security makes you less secure.

Boom! Nice man, appreciate the response :)

I'd start by introducing myself. I'd then ramble on about how I did not have a speech prepared. Something funny would pop into my head, so I'd say that. People would laugh. I'd listen closely for the most unique laugh, point at them and do my best impression of the sound they make with the hopes of making that person laugh hysterically. Laughter is contagious, people would start laughing at the sound of laughter alone. Everyone will go crazy, my five minutes will be up, I will say thank you and drop the mic.

I would tell them that their time is running out and that my patience was wearing thin with them and their capricious ways.

@meesterboom, am going through the comments and then yours - made me laugh

If I can make one person laugh a day that's not myself I am a happy man :0)

@meesterboom - you always make me laugh :D
thank you - I need that - sick now and yet Steemiting hahhaha are you on a break or already at home?

Lol, I am at work but on a coffee break, then I am out tonight on the lash as we say here!! Sore heads tomorrow!!!

Great article.

I would discuss the dire need for people to do their own research. In this age of information, the truth is right at your fingertips. Anyone can go online and become their own investigative journalist. The more people that are out there trying to find the truth the better. We need a massive number of investigative journalists to be investigating the high crimes of our own Governments and MNC's and central banks. The media has been bought and is silent on too many matters and we have all this information readily available, but only a few real researchers looking.

Peace @KevinWong up-voted.

I think what's needed are funds for field work and some reliable parties for double / triple confirmation. Thanks for the response @titusfrost, appreciate it :)

Mine would be very short : "Sex is the answer"

But not everyone gets, or can get laid.. lol (my friend had a theory bout ppl like hitler)
Interesting answer, maybe i'd even tend to agree - thanks for the response @thebluepanda :)

well it's the healthiest way to increase serotonin production in the brain :)

"You get up and howl about America and Democracy, there is no America, there is no Democracy. The world is a college of corporations inexpertly determined by the immutable bylaws of business. The world is a business."

Because of such beliefs we are constantly separated by class, education, color, culture etc.
Bigotry is nothing more than a disease continually propagated by the 1% (those in power) via media outlets and the like to make us believe that the few are greater than the many.
They manipulate our perception of the world to make us feel trapped in a perpetual state of economic slavery, leading us to believe that there is no freedom from this bondage because they don't believe us entitled to bounties freely given by this beautiful planet.
Most importantly they know that keeping us trapped in a constant state of fight or flight by showcasing our fears, worries and stresses will make it exceedingly more difficult for us to unite under one banner and demand that we to share equally in the fruits of our labors.
They are considerably blinded by their opulence and avarice that even those who think they're helping the people are in fact part of the biggest problem.
The injustices we face will never know salvation till the day we all stand united, regardless of the aforementioned and obvious differences amongst us that matter not and declare that we are all one and the same and as such we all deserve equality.

Is it a conscious decision of powers-to-be to cause all these step-by-step, or more of a symptom of failing systems?

Thanks for the response @viktocapulet :)

I'd tell the world what the aliens told me, humans have a long way to go before we could be considered civilised. If we fail to become civilised, our destruction is assured and until we attain civilisation, we would not be welcomed into the arms of the intergalactic federation. I asked what would qualify humans as civilised? They replied, for they were speaking as one, that we already knew the answer. All intelligent life instinctively knew the answer.

We do have a long way to go. The word civilisation now is more to signify attempt to build, and it's still not the word to describe our condition. Thanks for the response @benjojo

I'd tell us about the amazing world we could create with already existing tech. Bitshares, SolarCity, AppStores, Steem, BitNation. With these few things, we could drastically change the cultural landscape toward increased autonomy and personal human freedom.
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Sounds interesting, any posts / articles tying these up?

You know, maybe that's something I'll work on. I was mind mapping a couple days ago and saw the natural convergence. Seems worthy of putting the time into researching and expanding upon. Thanks for the idea!

No prob - have fun writin !

@kevinwong 5 minutes is long enough so -

  1. HAVE FUN on a daily basis cause YOLO ..Oh, WOLO instead= WE only live once.
  2. Get yourselves financial education cause it really matters and if we all do - there won't be beggars in the world.
  3. Learn to say; "I CAN" and all the same modals instead of the "nots" cause there's something magical about it.
  4. There's much to learn in this world - find out what could possibly interest you.
  5. Love mother f..ing earth cause we only have one.
  6. Show some kindness and warmth to everyone around you - everyone needs that.
  7. Love yourself and start so by not feeding your body - sh**
  8. Do whatever you want and have always dreamed of doing NOW.
  9. LIVE and let live.

okay that's a lot already the last would be THANK YOU FOR LENDING THEIR EARS :)

Yeah 5 minutes is pretty long haha, and wise words :) thanks for the response @englishchrivy , been interesting to check out the responses here

@kevinwong - thank you !
good question posted out there :)
I wanted to revise #4 yesterday and write this instead
4.There's much to learn in this world - find out what could possibly interest you. - then STEEM the f...ing IT but that would be a meme hahah

The importance of truth and morality in life.

Probably hardest to explain in 5 minutes. Thanks for the response @krnel :)

We're all very similar, regardless of our race, status, and religion.

Same same but different :) thanks for the response @shieha

At first I wanted to say, "start withdrawing cash from ATMs, bank runs worldwide!"

i'd sell my 5 minute slot to phone,goods, car, property, or retail company to promoto their product for $5M ..

Smartypants hahah. Thanks - appreciate the response :)

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

I'd tell the politicians to stop fucking up things that are working. If it ain't broken don't try to fix it!

Oh, and all those facebook pages giving away free bmw's are fake. The damn page was made yesterday you tool. Stop sharing shit you ignorant twats.

Lol!!!! "stop sharing shit you ignorant twats" That's a priceless statement! I want it printed in bold on a t-shirt.

I bet people would buy that, i would rock that shit!

Me too!

Most likely everything u said and commanded will be forgotten by the next half an hour :p

Well, atleast i tried!

I will say: "MMMhhh...ahhhh...arggg..mmm...ssss.....yeahhhh...eehhhhhh .... well.....ahaaaaa....uugghhhhh....sniffff......ummmmm......tjaaaa...... sshhh...aha......ffffffff*uckk....mmm.....uhuhhhh....mmmmmm.... I just...mmm.....me....... you.... the world..... mmm.... i`m.. mm... yeah....pablo....yes...... what?....hhhh....uhhhhh.... steemmmmm... steemitt!

This sounds like me every time I have to make a presentation at work.

lol

Haha, at least you advertised for steemit :p

This is pretty deep.

I would teach them to meditate.

Thanks for the response @ericvancewalton - been interesting to see wildly differing answers, although 'silence' seems to be one of the more surprising responses :)

You're welcome, @kevinwong! I like to see the variety of different perspectives in post comments! It's truly fascinating to see how people think.

Id stick to karl popper:
Lasst Ideen sterben statt Menschen
Wich means something like
Let ideas die instead of humans

Nice! @adrichel - thanks for your response - it's the first I heard of it :)

I'd do a very poorly done rendition of the points in this video.

Find yourself, become the change you want to see in the world, and ignore anything you disagree with. There's no need to fight anyone elses world, when you can live peacefully within your own. Peace is a state of mind.

I would say that I am not a good teacher, so they will have to answer all the questions to themselves! And that everyone can understand what they want, if they simply try to.
And then, I would say something like "Jesus has supported Manchester United, because he was socialists", just to see how world can handle discussion about 3 worst topics in a one sentence.

I'd probably freak out knowing I had the world's media attention focused on me. I'd probably freeze and stare awkwardly, unblinking down the barrel of a camera. I'd probably try to open my mouth and nothing would come out. I'd probably open my mouth and shit would pour out. I'd probably have some fantastic ideas of what to say thrashing through my brain. I'd probably keep them to myself, not selfishly but through utter stage fright, like Peter Brady when he went on that quiz show... I'd probably regret it afterwards, the missed opportunity. I'd probably replay it over and over again and again in my mind, forming all the things I wanted to say but couldn't.

Do not shoot each other!

hit blunts not people

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