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Greetings, Steemland!
It's
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and I'm feeling a little wacky 😜
Well, here we are, Week 3 of WACKY WEDNESDAY.
🏆 I just want to say thank you to all my fans. My sweet husband, my furbabies, my parents, whom without I'd never be, and to God...🏆
Anywho- let's keep this party going. 😏 💥The contests are OPEN TO ALL (ya don't need to be a Helpie to play).💥
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Last Week
It was Valentines Week! So, naturally I requested your oooshiest and gooshiest love poems; to me, your significant other, your crush... or even your dog. I don't judge.😏
Somehow, (I'm assuming everyone was having actual loving relations with one another and couldn't be bothered for this challenge) we only had 6 entries! What the?! Ya gotta tell your friends to play! The more entries, the more chances to win. But, today's winner... well, being the only one, that's pretty awesome. 😎
Read up on what you missed. We have some serious poets in our midst. 😍
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Congratulations to this week's winner!
@steevc
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Now... what to do today...?
Let's learn a little about some sweet, sweet slang. The kids these days are making up words left and right, not to mention just completely changing definitions. I mean, literally now means figuratively, literally. 🤦 How am I suppose to function in this world?!😬
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CONTEST RULES
- 👉Write something using the term TOTES and one other piece of slang (from any decade) below.
Definition of totes: Totally.
Example: "I totes hate going to Wal-Mart during the day, but getting to stop at Arby's is amazeballs."
You can write a story, a thought, a poem, a rant... anything, as long as it contains totes and something else.
Here's a short list of current (terrifying) terms you might use: Bae, Yaas, Low Key, Extra, AF, Turnt, Lit, Salty, Bruh, Thirsty, Basic, Slay, Adulting, Shook, Fam, Savage, FOMO. There are SO many... good luck navigating the seas.
- Put it in the COMMENT section. You can also do a post and link to it, but it must be in the comment section.
- 👉Choose a pic/gif/meme to go with your thoughts. (Presentation is always important.)
- Use the word totes at least 3 times in casual conversation today. It helps solidify your newfound word. #themoreyouknow (Obviously, I won't be able to know if you've done this... but you will. Are you cheating yourself?)
- DEADLINE to enter: When post pays out. I'll announce the winner and a new contest next Wednesday!
😍That's it!😍
How to Win
It's random, baby!
That's right! Everyone that follows the rules above will be entered in a random drawing for a STEEM MONSTERS BOOSTER PACK ($2 USD value).
For every 4 entries there will be ONE random winner... up to 5 Booster Packs given out a week!
Packs donated by @isaria.
1 Pack | 2 Packs | 3 Packs | 4 Packs | 5 Packs | |
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# of Entries | 0-7 | 8-11 | 12-15 | 16-19 | 20+ |
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Man this brings me way back to my days in the Boy Scouts as a child to get enough Merit Badges to move up to Life Scout, I needed one of the non-core badges so I choose Sailing.
So my dad wanting to teach me a lesson, had me take a big duffle bag of stuff from his time in the Merchant Marines and go down to the docks to see his Old Captain. He didn't warn me about his use of explicit language.
I lugged this heavy bag down to the docks for the old sea captain.
with the intention of asking him to teach meto sail. I get there and see this old guy CHILL'n on the docks, I go up and tell him I have this big bag from my Dad for him and he tells me to follow him and carry it to the end of the Dock and put it on the Deck of his ride. As I'm Toting he's telling me about Netflix and Chill with his shortie and Coffee with a chicken head.
We get to the end of the Doc and this Salty old hound dog posr shows me a Deck'ed Out Dingy... essentially I knew I was up a creek with out a paddle to get that bling I needed!
I'm at @zappa100
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I totes freakin' forgot! Darn FOMO got me again and I totes had to rush to the mall for that sick sale that's gonna end today!
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#themoreyouknow
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Your pic quote is the story of my life! 🤣
Thanks for keeping it high-key. 😎
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Sometimes I'm totes funny and can come up with some pretty rad scenarios about life and the universe and stuff but today is not one of those days. I totes suck at this day.
BUT I AM A TOTES GREAT friend, dammit.
I totes love ya, Carrie girl.
AND NOW, a NEWSFLASH
Amazeballs has been aded to the dictionary:
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I know someone at work that said 'awesome sauce'. That feels dated though.
I think they meant to say amazeballs
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My nickname in @thealliance is Awesomesauces. 😎
But... 'dated' still feels true. 🤣
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OMG!
Amazeballs?!
I totes use (and love) this phrase... but find it hard to believe it's dictionary worthy. 🤣
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I'm not reading some are thirsty extra for the tea. And I ain't throw'n shade on my fellow Steeminati. Whisper this it's a woke fierce goat squad who ships Steem crib and a low-key on point destroys it's bromance with coin! No frenemies here, that means No Spitting gate at Presh Recessionista Bea can-can and put digits on coin, because each is a Total G Obama, not Fluffin, just biz Bro. Smashed it hard Helpie!
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Chillax, this was point, pocket me some bling.
@payoutbot is not a program! I'm just a founding member of the Steeminati who pays out the worthy, by following the bretherns good deeds on the blockchain, by paying out like a robot!
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Holy crap!
I think you exploded muh brain!
This was awesome! Thanks for playing! 😍
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I threw some brewskis in my in a pair 50 gallon totes filled with ice with the lids open next to me and my girl friend on the couch, turned on the TV to watch Netflix and we both got a chill from the cold air from the coolers next to us...
Did I use the terms right ... I don't understand what the big deal is...
It's all about Coolers and Wet Blankets...
Don't get started on getting a cup of Coffee...I can talk COOL BEANS all day....LOL
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You totes used the terms with their original meaning... which is also pretty funny for context.
So... Imma give it to you. 😎
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I TOTALLY HATE THIS ,,,,
My stomach is rumbling. Can we just head over to Denny's for a grand slam breakfast Brother.
Let's makea pit stop by the ATM for some do ra me.
After all, we don't want to get caught with our pants down while up shit's creek with out a paddle, because we don't have two nickles to rub together.
And whatever you do don't take any wooden nickles...
I'm not going to say "that's how we did it ol'school" the correct old slang is that's how we talked Back in the Day.... Crack, Did you hear that? THAT'S NOT A CAN OF CORN! GOING GOING GONE, Totally Hit it out of Park...
i'm @cyrus33 and this post is a positive for the community...
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Thanks for bringing back some of those old school terms.
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Totes Chillax and Peep this, my Tagline Destroys.... read on....
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Get Coin:
the Squad:
Fluffing by a Total-G Obama.....
I ship contests!
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LOL!
Totes perfection. I'd even go as far to say on fleek. 😎
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Totes awesome contest. I'm low key chillax'n watchn my peeps Destroying Entries for coin. I'm not goin to go Salty n Savage and create Frenemies. Instead I going to spit some game and say I wish someone Smashing it Obama like you should be associating with Dead Presidents.
I'm @cali914
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Hey, I just saw I won some cards! That's cool.
I'm totes over the moon about that!
Here's what I got
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i totes not a chance, buy yolo thats it!
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My handle @mustang88 and i appreciate your running a contest...
Need a good plumber? I'm your guy!
With a few great employees (all Licensed),
we do both residential and corporate.
For quick response, Reach out to me through
any of my recent posts or email me (Peter) at: [email protected],
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Now you toes DO have a chance!
Live that YOLO life!
Thanks for playing!
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I totes haven't been paying attention to what the cool kids are up to these days. I totes find myself searching google more and more; 'What does ICYMI mean'. I mean, I totes thought that ICYMI was an ice cream shop.
I am less woke than I have ever been.
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Oh, the irony!
I bet you meant to do that... because you are the GOAT. 🐐
And yes, instantly upon using or thinking the word (if can be called that) 'woke', you actually lose brain cells. It's unfortunate. Even me explaining to you cause a sudden lapse in my own judgement that can last several hours if not checked.
Good luck out there. Glad to see you'd not ghosted me. 👻
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FOMO is too easy for crypto space :P
Let's see though...
Adulting with the bae today. Was low key AF. But I'm not salty, bruhhhh. I'm thirsty (what????)
Ok yeah I'm done. I don't know what I just said.
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This is totes the bomb! I have to say, I don't even know what FOMO means, but this Mofo here is lit! He knows what's up. (He was totes adulting AF... like, for real 😵) He slayed that bae and even though he said it was low key, he be messin wit ya. Cause they be savage AF, YKWIS!
Dude that was hard! LOL
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Bwahahaha!
Let's translate (maybe there's a need for this in real life...):
This is totally the best! ... but this guy is WASTED. He knows the truth. (He's totally paying bills, cleaning his house and taking his kids to school, like a boss... no joke. He won over that woman, even though he's not making a big deal about it, he's just messin. Cause they be petty to the extreme, You know what I'm saying?!
Some terms that may not be so clear still:
FOMO: Fear of Missing Out
AF: As F*ck, to the extreme, the most, hardcore, all the way
SLAY: basically, successful or winning
BAE: Significant other
You did great! And this is just plain hilarious!
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HAHAHA! I hope you know that this is totally not what I was saying. But it actually works out! Ha! I'm that good. XD
You should be a paid translator for this. If my kids would start talking like this, I could picture myself with gray hair and telling them to speak english.
Wait, I reread that, I don't think it works out at all. "Petty"? :( oops. Sorry!
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We are so woke!
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I'm still wondering if that means awaken or like so in with it.... or something... maybe it means cool. I have a feeling that I wont understand my kids when they become teenagers.
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Woke means nothing.
It's the dumbest of all words.
It was created because 'conspiracy theorists' were already using the correct term awake or to wake up.
The idea is same as The Matrix. Once you are awake (I can't use that other word seriously), you see the world differently.
Now, to be fair... that was the original meaning.
Woke kinda means, "you see racism everywhere and want to be a warrior". At least, that's what I gather.
The most closed-minded folks use that word... and kids. But they don't know... they just imitating.
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Well, I'll be damned.
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OMG! You said the craziest things!!!
Let me translate:
Paying bills with the wife today. Was very calm. But I'm not mad, WHA?! I'm horny.
Bwhahahaha!!!
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Is that what he said? Omg I wouldn't be able to talk to people. I understood that all wrong. Now I am wondering what I said 😳
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LOL!
Lemme take a look....👀
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Totes Chillax...
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I have the Tea.
My entry is going to be savaged well YOLO
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Congratulations @helpie!
You raised your level and are now a Dolphin!
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