Mutu Rap Battle

in heman •  7 years ago  (edited)

[Round One] ::#MUTU::#HEMAN::

Prince Adam:
The sorceress gave me the gifts, 3 items but only one was key to lift the curse of you and to have a steel middrift. Cringer and I seem pathetic and weaker but when I behold the power, my muscles grow bigger with Battle Cat turned from Cringer and I always yell louder.
My dad is a king, my mom an earthling, so now your thinking-- yes I am a prince and the strongest since King Greyskull plus I never fought King Hiss!
With my friends and my sword I'll wrestle you down to show your not a lord, you were a prince but now your done and you can't face me, your too dumb! Scat back to snake mountain take your Beast Man with that Evil-Lyn, Kronis, Faker, Scare Glow and then you all can pout since we always win but if still want a fight, stop by or enter our sight then we'll fight till the next night.

Skeletor:
Seriously, He~man you sound like an old hack, I'm the pupil of the great Hordak, Lord of the night, Overlord of evil or whatever you like. I'm a Gar, known as most powerful here and far but my abs are naturally hard.
You think you know my crew, I got so many you ain't got a clue:
Marzo, Evilseed, Webstor and who?
Try 3 evil Giants following us too! That's my Council of Evil with me to lead stop shaking try not to leave, I know you have more to throw but my list only continues to grow so try me with your few after all it took only 3 to break your Mystic Wall!
Panthor will take your sissy Cringer, Beast Man can persuade Man-E-Monster, Zodak's on my side as a neutral partner so punch me all you want I have no face skin.
I don't seem to win but anything can happen in the end He~nan!

[Round Two] ::#MUTU::#HEMAN::

He-man:
By the power of Greyskull...I have the power! To remove your skull from your body Gar, maybe play hack sack or soccer kick it back to Primus so I don't have to hear that yellow-belly yell at us.
You talk about how you have so many but I've never seen any get past 'Manny' so your interpretation seems flawed, your self perception shows it's hauled, your physical conception is just indigestion so now here's my call, I may have set the Mystic Wall but your forces cannot Handle the true power I handle that's why my forces always crush yours like a candle!
I have my power sword I know the mystic words so you'll fall even with your evil horde. I've defeated you on two planets Greyskull is always going to be mine Damn it.
I'm a master of the universe now I'm busting a verse just to shut your hearse. This time I'm swinging my blade through your face 6 times to ensure your actual erase.

Skeletor:
With you power is needed but still more power is needed you are coincided and your half sword is what's needed. I think it's time you learn something, your sword is the other half to my sword, the power sword was split up that was your grandfather's word.
The power was to much for Randor to beholding but now it's your ego I'll be crushing, Hordak stole Randor's sibling then eventually that acid ruined his face and what for? So he could excel at being a sorcerer? Or so he could fight you, I'm Keldor! Stuck in a 30 year battle with my nephew is like being one of the good few but you'd know what that's like, don't you?
Greyskull isn't yours I'm older then you, I have a sorceress~ Evil-Lyn she's my woman she's my kin so there's nothing left for He-tin with Steel Skeletor to do you in!
This is the one time I should win then again is always been so, "Let the Power Return," and be Adam again, Master of the universe I am so this is the last time you'll be whole, By the Power of Eternia...Now The Power~ I Behol'!

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