Hey hey!
So I'm sure you're concerned daily that I haven't been posting for freakin' ages, and wanted to let you all know what is the what (Spoiler : it's the what), and to try and confuse people with my odd turns of phrase.
Like heaps of people I've disappeared from the Steeminess of late, but alas it wasn't the crypto downturn that drove me away...

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… instead it's just been boring old work.

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Ever since I moved to the Americas, my job has been super easy... ask people for their decisions, be ignored, and help people with their stuff... do all that from home where I go to the gym 90 times a day, which is occasionally offset by spending a week in the Midwest. Easy.
Unfortunately, after 3 years of super vagueness and continually changing technology partners, my project finally hit the stage of We're Definitely Going Live This Time, No, Seriously, This Time it's For Real For Real, and we all had 2 months to complete years of work.
And we did it.
And now we're supporting it... and so I've been working 15-16 hour days, through the night, every night - today is the first day I've had off in weeks, and I've got 2 weeks (assuming everything goes well) of craziness before I can embrace the daylight again.

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Then what?
Then, most likely, I'm going to lose my job.
The consulting company I work for lost the contract with the company I've been working on... and usually in a situation like this, a consulting company would be hassling everyone like crazy for updated resumes and trying to get you to find business, etc.
Nooope.
Absolute radio silence.
Even when I've asked about specific end dates they've just ignored me, so I have absolutely no doubt they'll be firing all the people on this project. Which is exciting, I've never been fired before... I'm curious to how they'll do it.

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They've been beyond terrible, so I'll be happy to be dumped, but...
...If it does go down like that, it'll put me in a weird position visa-wise.
Technically I'll have 10 days from the end of my employment to get a new visa or get out of the country... so I might have to leave and come back under my partner's visa, which would allow me to do any job (hello crypto!) but means I couldn't derive an income until it's processed like 10 weeks later.... or the company I'm working for is very interested in offering me a contract, but there's a few non-compete things to work around... or I might be able to find something local... I have no idea how this'll play out.
Since I've been working crazy hours, I literally haven't left our place for weeks.... which is totally fine because it really is a paradise, I often feel guilty that we live in such an incredibly beautiful forest.... dappled sunlight through the pine trees never gets old. I see a ton of deer daily, which is cute, they've got all their babies with them now...

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… but they're also not my favourite people at the moment. I'm not sure if it's clear in this photo, but they've eaten everything in my Ninja Fortification.
The fishing wire kept them at bay for months... and then one day it totally didn't.
They've eaten everything... we're going to have to figure something out this weekend.
But what does this mean for all the things?!?
Well.... my training for Ninja Warrior has totally bombed.
Without consistent training, I did some serious damage to the tendons in my right arm when I finally did get a sesh in.
I'm now going to have to rehab that guy, and basically start from scratch training-wise.
My injury is (apparently) 3 months of rehab, just to get to a point where it doesn't kill to open a door or wash my face, and then pre-hab, strength-building and conditioning before I can even think about hitting an obstacle in earnest.

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I haven't had time for social media at all, which is a blessing, because it's all about Australian Ninja Warrior which I won't lie, still stings a little bit. Last year it was the highest rating show in Australia, this year it's made no impression on the TV-watching audience at all. There are lots of theories about that, but let's just assume it's because they cut an Aussie Ninja when he didn't want to fly back for a 20 minute fitness test.
I meant about the Steem things?
Oh, well, I've still been around, just way less.
All my dicebots @rollthedice
, @rolltwodice
, @gobbo
and @attackdice
still seem to be used all around the place, so that's exciting.
I'm still very much enjoying @happyme's zombie game, the little group it created is pretty amazinggreat.
I loved, but currently don't have the spare brains for @lordnigel's IBT game, but if you love being creative and/or silly, please do join in, if it's not too late.... it's probably too late.
I've been very lightly moderating in @steemhunt and @dlike, which I'm really excited to get back into when I have any spare moments. I realise @dlike is pretty controversial, but I honestly do think that for Steem to go mainstream, we need to cater more to consumers and not just to content-creators.
I'm very much loving @runburgundy and @actifit - the only occasional exercise I've been getting is running (don't need no arm tendons for that!)

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I do really want to work on a @fitnation frontend that aggregates lessons on exercises, workout routines with people's daily efforts, but I need a whole lot of time to work on that guy.
I also want to somehow automate the @daclawboyz super nerdy game I was running. Something that has a real-time front-end that posts events and activity at the end of the day.
Anyway?
Anyway, I hope you're all well.... I do miss hanging out with you all and can't wait for normal life to begin again so I can spend more time with you, just commenting and posting like a lunatic.
Heeeey! I have missed your posts!
You wouldn't want to live in the Godforsaken desert, but Phoenix/Tempe has a plethora of tech jobs. I think companies move here because the taxes are lower or some shit like that, I dunno.
You are staying so positive about all the crappy stuff in your life and that's so cool!
I recently had a new MS relapse that paralyzed my left arm for a couple of weeks. It was just enough time to reset my frozen shoulder and subsequently the 3 months of Physical Therapy I had already completed. So I too am back at square one! 😭😭
I am really having to swallow that the police may not be for me, gah, it's heartbreaking.
If I know you and your drive though, you will make a full recovery and keep hitting it without quitting it (not in a sexual way bahahaha) and get to that Warrior Show damn it.
Well hope to see you around more after your job mess is over.
Keep us updated for sure!
:)
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Hey hey!
Yeah, tax is such a reason for tech companies to continually move around... my company definitely has at least one full time person that tries to work out which plant should move where.
Oh, yikes! That sounds terrible! It must be so hard with random MS attacks! You are a trooper there, and I'm sure you'll figure out the exact best job for a crazy cat.
Here's to working hard just to get back to square one!!
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I hope your arm is feeling better. Ouch! And did the job situation turn out okay? Reality sure can get in the way, eh? Glad to see you posting again. ;)
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Wow! Lots going on! Maybe crypto will bounce back up and you won’t have to work 😃
Then you can train and win American ninja warrior and show Aussie ninja what they missed!
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I mean, that's literally the idea life for me.... if I could just earn by training, that'd be amazing.... but also, I'm pretty sure that's everyone's dream!
Still.... I really just have to be able to make monthly mortgage repayments, so... maybe!
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You gotta be in it to win it 😊
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Good to hear from you Adam, I don't think you can say you have experience in IT if you haven't been fired. So hopefully it will work out for you and you'll get over all your injuries as well. Keep us all posted.
Regards @run.vince.run
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Hahahaha, you are 100% right.
I've never had that special security walking you out feeling that IT is famous for.
Looks like I'm sticking around at least until the end of September, so that's a slightly longer buffer to get my act together.
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HOLY CRAP you're there on visa?!?! And may not be in PDX when I get back?! And you only have 10 days to find a job? But you're happy about getting dumped?
So many thoughts. But my fingers hurt. I jammed my finger. Sorry. Keep us updated!
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ALL
THE
THOUGHTS!!!
Yes... of course... Aussies are traditionally not born in the America, and so the only way for one to be here is on a visa.... but I promise you that I'll hang on as hard as I can so we can roadtrip up to Bellington.
When your finger is okay again, when do you reckon you'll be back in the US of A?
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haha I know you're not born in America but idk, you could be 2nd gen Aussie..or you could be married to an American or you could've applied for citizenship and had a green card or something.
I think I'll be back within a couple of months. October I think!
Any luck with job stuff?
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NINJAAAAAAA! I miss our daily chats about all things curie and fitness/injury. We need to get back into that. Also, come to NOLA.
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Me too!
My stupid hours keep me awake at all the times that you're being awesome, and asleep when you're in your curatey prime. 2 weeks... then I'll be back to normal and great at things again.
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Thanks for the update! You sure sound like a busy beaver. If you need to come hide from ICE we can make you a spot behind a couch or something! ;)
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"Excuse me sir, but it looks like you've had an undocumented alien behind your couch for 46 years, did you not realise?"
"I thought that's what Alexa was... he's been so helpful."
Thank you SuperSeth, it shouldn't come to that, but it's always great to have the option. I'll make the back of your couch proud... but we'd probably just go back to Australia if things got weird.
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I think that'd make a good movie. Alexa 2.0: She's Alive (and you won't believe what she's doing behind the couch).
Haha that sounds like a much better plan! Are you going to be in Australia at all in the next year? In a couple months my wife and I are quitting our jobs and going to travel around New Zealand for a while. We will hopefully be in Australia some too!
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Hey hey!
Whoa! That's huge! Well done on massively fun ideas!
If I got onto Australian Ninja Warrior Season 3, I'd be there in December... otherwise I don't currently have any plans. That's so cool though, I'm super impressed!
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Ah rats, too bad!
Haha, I'm ridiculously excited as you can probably imagine!
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Hey Bro, good to see you're still you'll still in good spirits. Was also wondering about the Aussie Ninja Warrior show, but thought you were too good for us ;-)
You should have totally come back for it though and could have used all that training you did in the USA to kick some Aussie butt.
Anyway, it sounds like looking for a new job might allow you to become the person you want to be and not the one they want you to be. 15-16 hours days and nights is tough.
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Thanks J2R!
I'll still apply for the next season of Aussie Ninja Warrior, but with ratings down so low this season, who knows if they'll be back...
It's hard to think about anything at the moment, more than just getting through the day, but I will be excited to see how life turns out over the next few months. Think I'm ready for a change.
How are you going?
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Welcome back to the land of the living. I know all about getting swept up in piles of work and deadlines. Glad to hear you made it out alive.
Kinda sucks about probably getting fired, but it's nice that you see it coming rather than getting blindsided. You'll figure something out, no doubt -- and you'll be fine. Don't suppose there's unemployment insurance down there in the USA, is there?
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Ah, that's a great idea! We actually do have fairly good unemployment insurance, which I completely forgot about because insurance companies over here are so amazingly good at stalling everything and dragging it all through Insurance Court... but my situation is exactly what the insurance is for... so maybe.
If it could get us through the 8-10 weeks that the Dependent Visa takes, then that'd make things amazing. Then we would be able to set up companies and earn from sidegigs and stuff... could make a huge difference, thanks dude! My partner is going to look it up tonight.
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Glad to hear update, sounds like u got a lot going on so hope it plays out decent.
Sorry to hear about injury but good on you for feeding the deer :)
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Hey dude! come and see how the gobbo is a bad arse in ibt8.
I've just about fully automated the whole game now, so if 5 mins a night to play was too much, how about just 2 mins.
Everyone is asking, does @aussieninja have what it takes to run the ibt gauntlet? err thats about the most peer pressure tricks I have..
The next ibt will kick off in a couple of days starting with an enrolment post - hope to see you there bro and sorry to hear about your arm, how long to heal?
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THEY'RE WHAT?!?!? OF COURSE I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES! I'LL SHOW THEM! NINJACAT IS GOING TO KICK ALL THE THINGS!
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Haha c ya at enrolment in a couple days
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