Quips And Quirks

Life will always be difficult and stressful. Life is a struggle. That’s why we need humour; that’s why we need to laugh more often. Laughter is probably the best and cheapest medicine.

Come what may, Life goes on. After the storm, there will be sunshine. So, we might as well just relax, and take it easy – laugh and be happy. When we are happy and at peace, we are able to deal with the situations of everyday life better.

Here are some humorous quips and quirks to help bring on a smile, or better still, a chuckle. Remember the ones you like, and help to spread the laughter. People who spread joy and laughter are usually well-liked.

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When they discover the centre of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. - Bernard Bailey

We may not be saintly enough to love our enemies, but for the sake of our health and happiness, let us at least forgive them and forget them. - Dale Carnegie

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. - Kin Hubbard

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular. - Laurence Peter

You can’t say civilizations don’t advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

Visits always give pleasure: if not on arrival, then on the departure. - Edouard Le Berquier

People change and forget to tell each other. - Lillian Hellman

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. - Jonathan Swift

Next week there can’t be any crisis. My schedule is already full. - Henry A. Kissinger

A doctor is a man who writes prescriptions, till the patient either dies or is cured by nature. - John Taylor

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. - Richard Harkness

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

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All quotes taken from 👉 Here - my very own collection!