Dear Covid,

I am writing to appreciate your visit to my siblings all over the world. Ever since you came to our life, everything has changed. You have taught us new syllabus and grammar, an education that has reached the most distant part of the Earth as if it was the gospel of our Lord Jesus.

Please Sir/Ma, I wish to express my gratitude that you taught me what social distancing means, taught me how to ration a meal so that I can eat it three times, I never knew you were equally a mathematician and an economist. You equally helped me to overcome my phobia for administration of drugs through injection, as I personally booked an appointment with a health worker to have your clearance officer Moderna, explore my physiology and anatomy.

It may interest you to know that I interacted with Moderna twice as you requested. Infact I'm making plans to interact with Moderna for the third time based on the memo you sent dated Go-For-Booster-Shots. I promise I will see Moderna, and if you request for more meetings with Moderna, I will not object. Pfizer and Astrazeneca are equally doing a great job to the units you assigned them.

Please dear Covid, I will like to bring to your attention that your son you sent to oversee things in the person of Delta Covid recently fell in love with your Personal Assistant, Omicron without your knowledge and permission. I can also verify from some [sources](A scientist who reported the existence of a new Covid variant that combines characteristics of Delta and Omicron has insisted his findings are accurate after experts dismissed them as the result of laboratory samples becoming contaminated.) that they just had a baby called [Deltacron](A scientist who reported the existence of a new Covid variant that combines characteristics of Delta and Omicron has insisted his findings are accurate after experts dismissed them as the result of laboratory samples becoming contaminated.)

I can imagine how you'll feel not knowing your grand child and may be grand children if not checkmated, and that's why I'm writing personally so that you can surmon them as We're already enjoying the direction of the other commanders like Typhoon, Earthquakes, Recession, to mention but a few.

I write with much anticipation of your reply and want to say thanks for all you've done.

Yours Angrily Sincerely,

@emjoe...
10/01/2022

This gibberish was born due to this news and the sadness that comes with it.

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STAY TUNED TO, @emjoe