"Bobby was confused - again. His last blog post was yet another spectacular failure! "
From the Author:
Salutations.
I am JaiChai.
And if I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you before, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance now.
I invite you to interact with everyone, learn, and have as much fun as possible!
For my returning online friends, "It's always great to see you again!
Bobby was confused - again.
His last blog post was yet another spectacular failure!
Within minutes of submission, it was flagged by AzzEnndUp's internal bot named "AI" (Arayan Ideal) and all comment, reply and edit options disabled.
The BNG, the Blogger Nazi Group - a merciless squad of enforcers from AzzEnndUp's Security Section (ASS), were next; performing the rest of the SPPP - Standard Persecution & Punishment Procedures.
Bobby was stripped of the one upvote he received by mistake from a far-sighted AzzEnndUp reader who lost his reading glasses.
Normally, a fine is issued and a large amount of platform tokens are seized.
But none were confiscated from Bobby's account wallet; mainly because it had a zero balance.
As a warning to any hidden or future dissidents, Bobby's post remained visible - replete with a giant red "X" and a superimposed, bubble warning of:
"Don't Let This Happen To You! Obey AzzEnndUp's Perfect Laws."
Bobby was still confused
He had no idea why his post triggered AzzEnndUp's AI bot and the immediate SPPP?
Before writing it, he spoke with his secret friend attending AzzEnndUp University, an internal training program for promising AzzenndUp bloggers - basically brainwashing through total propaganda immersion.
Bobby learned about the sacred "AA" - Authentically Authored - principle and AzzenndUp's system of escalating fines and punishments to ensure platform-wide "AA" compliance.
What's exactly the meaning of "AA"?
On AzzenndUp.com, no submission is deemed "AA" unless a minimum 80% of the post is created by the submitting blogger.
Bobby was SURE that he met that criteria.
And that's why he was confused.
You decide.
After you see this "page view" screenshot of Bobby's post, you can make up your own mind :
By JaiChai
And if you liked my post, kindly Upvote, Comment and Follow.
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Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life – while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.
In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.
After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.
Since then, he's been a full-time, single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency - plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).
He lives on an island paradise with his girlfriend, teenage daughter and two dogs.
