CRACK YOUR RIBS WITH LAUGHTER

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LAMENTATIONS OF OBI CUBANA

Obi Cubana Finally lands in Nigeria in trouble as EFCC takes him before Justice Binta Nyako. Federal High Court of several social media on a 8 count charge thus;

THESE ARE THE ALLEGATIONS

  • That You Obi Cubana an adult male from Oba, Anambra State committed mass murder of 278 cows, and tied another 100 on a stake with an intent to kill which is a crime under watchful eyes of Buhari and capable if causing security breach.

  • That you Obi Cubana adult male from Oba in Anambra State used our Naira notes for football activities....causing our currency to loose value comparing it with the dollars. That such grevious activity include; Chest Trapping bundles of #500 and #1000 notes and kicking with intention to devalue the currency.

  • THAT you Obi Cubana an adult male from Oba gathered men outside the jurisdiction of this court in and you people were throwing money that should have been loaned to the Federal Government of Nigeria, thereby making it difficult for the Country to borrow from China and the world Bank because when we go they show us your videos and say " You have men like this go and borrow from them.

  • That you Obi Cubana an adult male from Oba, Anambra has friends that are confusing the economy of Nigeria. That the court wants to use its power to tell the difference between E-money and E-naira! and at various occasions from London you broadcasted social media posts of how you are living a Good life...no be so comrade!!😂

  • That you Obi Cubana, an adult from Oba, Anambra State rather than compensate the victims of the 278 1st Class citizens of Northern Nigeria yoh and your friends roasted in one night at Oba, including 46 sent by one Cubana Chief Priest . Now at large, decided to build more people like you giving over # 300million to over 300 Nigerians when Federal Government is 10k as Trader money...no be juju be that😂

  • That you Obi Cubana adult male from Anambra State in far away Maldies, London, Paris, Dallas, and some other holiday Islands was seen wearing the prescribed Fendi....an opposite of the same Chiwetala Agu is being prosecuted for, and other expensive wears, living a luxury lifestyle. Treating your wife like a royalty and making her feel like the First Lady when the constitution affirms the only Firat lady as Aisha Muhammadu Buhari.

  • That you Obi, Cubana, Adult Male from Oba Anambra brought in skits into this country with one Mr. Don Jazzy, Mr. Macaroni, and others at large. A skit capable of making our youths feel that fried cow makes people disappear.

  • That you Obi Cubana an adult male from Oba Anambra State of Nigeria has been enjoying yourself showing your Home, has so much peace and not supporting any political party nor contributing to Igbo 2023 presidency nor PDP or APC jingoism

  • That you Obi Cubana an adult male from Oba Anambra State of Nigeria has been enjoying yourself did not launder money because we have asked your laundry man and he said you dont wash your clothes..."na wear and throway you dey do"😂

  • That your Tax is correct because FIRS has said so but we should investigate your tailor because we saw one of them pose with you for a short picture at your mothers burial.

"Do you Plead Guilty or Not Let Your People Know"

Regards

@whitestallion
@swaylee
@campusconnectng

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Hello @daprado1999 Thank you for sharing , keep posting quality contents on #campusconnect and Most importantly support and join #club5050 program .