Jokes of the day

in hive-125756 β€’Β  3 years agoΒ 

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Hello steemians, funny jokes just for fun😁😁

  1. A relationship without a side chick is like a government without an opposition party 😫😫.. Say no to dictatorship and embrace democracy πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  2. Going to school is not in the bibleπŸ€”πŸ€”. Are you sure we aren't committing sin?😱😱

  3. It is better to be in a bar thinking about gospel than being in a church thinking about beerπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

  4. My neighbor asked me why I always waste a lot of time in the toilet, I told him to try going to the toilet with his phone😁😁. To cut the long story short, he's been in the toilet close to 3hrs.

  5. Nobody keeps in touch with you more than a girl you promised to send money to.πŸ€£πŸ˜‚. She will be like "Hello bros I'm just trying to check if your battery is full"😁😁

  6. My wedding day will be a unique one, there will be a break time. Everybody on seat will go home and eat, then comes back and spray us moneyπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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