Hello steemians, funny jokes just for funππ
A relationship without a side chick is like a government without an opposition party π«π«.. Say no to dictatorship and embrace democracy π€£π
Going to school is not in the bibleπ€π€. Are you sure we aren't committing sin?π±π±
It is better to be in a bar thinking about gospel than being in a church thinking about beerππ€£π€ͺπ€ͺ
My neighbor asked me why I always waste a lot of time in the toilet, I told him to try going to the toilet with his phoneππ. To cut the long story short, he's been in the toilet close to 3hrs.
Nobody keeps in touch with you more than a girl you promised to send money to.π€£π. She will be like "Hello bros I'm just trying to check if your battery is full"ππ
My wedding day will be a unique one, there will be a break time. Everybody on seat will go home and eat, then comes back and spray us moneyππ€£π