Funny Pick-Up Lines
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Can you lend me a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
Best Pick-Up Lines
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.
You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night.
I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Can I offer you a drink, or do you prefer the cash?
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Pasta-Themed Pick-Up Lines
Are you spaghetti? Because you’re making my heart boil.
You must be lasagna, because you’re layered with beauty.
Are you a pasta bowl? Because I’m all saucy for you.
If you were pasta, you’d be fettucine because you’ve got all the right curves.
Can I take you out for some spaghetti? Because we’d make a great noodle pair.
You’re like pasta, I just want to keep you sauced up in my life.
If I were a pasta, I’d be bow-tie, because I’m so tied up in you.
You must be penne because you’ve got all the right angles.
Do you like alfredo? Because you’re absolutely irresistible.
If I were pasta, I’d be ravioli because I’m filled with love for you.