Service with a smile, kinda.

I do not know why you come here.
I do not know why you stay

One after the other, you walk in
You say Hi! and immediately fuckup my day.
I say "Hi" back but I clearly mean Goodbye!

Goodbye and good day!

Yet, you never go away.
Standing there, in the queue.
You could be anywhere else,
but instead, you bring me hell.

Ah, fuck here we go.

"How can I help you?"
"I have this thing you need to do."

Nooo, really. A thing you say.
Well, I have something for you too.
It is quite simple I think.
How about you kill yourself?

"How can I help you?"
"It is for a gift."

How are you even alive right now?
I've stabbed you like five times,
and crushed your skull.
The head injury probably did no damage;
you mindless oxygen thieve.

"Ok, that is nice...How
can
EYE
help
you?"
"Please print this for me, normal size."

Oh, "normal size". Your dumbass knows normal size but not to just say what it is you want in a single sentence. Maybe you think your children like you? Is that why you are so keen to first talk about random things and waste peoples time? I could have been enjoying a nice shit instead of having to be subjected to your "gift" explanation.

"Oh, and this one please... and could you print this one big?"
"What size? There are the sizes."
"About this size."
"Those sizes have numbers...point to the one you mean
"How about this size?"
"Ok."
"Can we make it smaller?"
"Ok."
"Yes, how about this size?"
"Ok.

I don't understand how you were allowed to breed, and you even brought that thing with you to witness the suffering you inflict on others just by existing. Go back to your little bubble where people seem to tolerate your ability to speak without saying anything.

It is simple, a person goes to a place you take or say what you want then you fuck off. There is almost no need to ask questions and expect people to respond as though they actually care what you want. Want to feel special? Go home, stay home and ask those things you call friends and family to compliment you.

Oh, you are a paying customer? My bad, I will rip your throat out after you paid.

Look, now you have even made me sick and tired of having to think of hateful things, just fuck off already. Please just fuck off.

"Here is your order."
"Thank you, you are so helpful."

Fuck off and die you pathetic cum stain

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"Hi, how can I help you?"

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