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A Ugly Indigenous Man carried a can of Tango to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Indigenous Man, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to select.

A Ugly Indigenous Man found a sponge that they would drop. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Indigenous Man, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. A sponge was the item that was selected.

A Ugly Indigenous Man carried a rubber johnny that they liked to share. It might be an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Indigenous Man, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

A Ugly Indigenous Man desperately looked for a wig that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Indigenous Man, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a wig would be the item that was selected.

A Ugly Indigenous Man owned a tomato that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Indigenous Man, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato of all things.

A Ugly Indigenous Man always carried a cucumber that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Indigenous Man, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

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