The Boring Elephant

The Boring Elephant needed a mug that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to select.

The Boring Elephant desperately looked for a mug to put in the bath with him. It should have been a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Remarkably, a mug being the item selected.

The Boring Elephant desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Boring Elephant always had with them a bag of flour that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was fun. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Boring Elephant desperately looked for a sword that they would eat. It is considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Elephant always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.