Xiao San and his wife were childhood sweethearts. He was called his wife "sister" since childhood. Up to now, he has not changed. He is still respectful and afraid of his wife. My wife is very busy and often has to travel. Two months ago, my wife was on a business trip and told Xiao San not to go out too late at night. Xiao San promised very readily, but he went in with his left ear and out with his right ear. He didn't go home to sleep until late at night. At noon the next day, my wife came back and woke up the hill. Little three asked why he was tortured. His wife grabbed his ear, dragged it to the window and said, "look where your car is parked?" It's broken! Xiao San understood at a glance. There are four parking spaces downstairs. From the inside to the outside, whoever gets off work first will park the parking space inside first. The one parked in the innermost is Xiao Zhang of 201, who is a family man; The second parking space is basically own; The third parking space is 402 Xiao Li, who is still struggling and works overtime until 9 or 10 o'clock every day; The outermost parking space belongs to sun Hai in 502. He is a bad gambler. He resolutely doesn't go home before two or three o'clock in the morning every day. Today, my car was parked on the outside. I told my wife that I came home later than a bad gambler! A month ago, my wife went on a business trip again. Xiao San made the same mistake, and it was even later. He yawned and drove home all the time until more than eight o'clock in the morning. God is so kind to me! Unexpectedly, the innermost parking space was empty. Xiao San didn't look carefully and stopped quickly. Unfortunately, he was woken up by his wife again. He said with great grievance, "I came home earlier than Xiao Zhang of 201. You see, my car stopped in the innermost part! Why did you hit me?" The wife snorted and said, "today, Xiao Zhang's family went on a trip. His wife talked to me and said that they were leaving at about eight o'clock today. After they left, you came back and parked the parking space. Hum, dare to play tricks in front of me. Don't think I don't know when you came back!" Xiao San admits his mistakes quickly, but he can't change them. No, I haven't been home all night again. This time, I don't know which Angel sister bless him, but his parking space is actually empty! After he got out of the car, he looked around and saw that the innermost part was Xiao Zhang's car, then his own, then Xiao Li's, and the outermost part was Sun Hai's rotten gambler. Yes, everything is normal. Go upstairs and sleep! As soon as I got into bed, my wife came back. God, it's dangerous! Small three secretly fluke. The wife opened the quilt and asked Xiao San, "when did you come back?" Xiao Sanli said boldly, "of course, I came back from work yesterday! Didn't you see me parked in the regular parking space?" The wife dragged the drama and asked, "when - really?" "Seriously!" The wife asked again, "fruit - ran?" "Sure enough!" This time, the junior replied firmly. "If you have a head!" His wife gave him a loud "Benedict chestnut". Looking at the little three jumping around with his head, she sneered and said, "I just went upstairs and touched the front cover of the car. It's still hot!"
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