A Weary Elf

A Weary Elf wanted a sponge that they would drop. It would have been an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was fun. A sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Weary Elf desired a helmet that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Elf craved for a helmet that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to choose.

A Weary Elf needed a tomato that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item chosen.

A Weary Elf always carried a little monkey to drop. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was sublime. A little monkey would be the item that was selected.

A Weary Elf desperately craved for a tomato that they would often hug. This is certainly an original operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen item.