The Scary Newt

The Scary Newt owned a Harry Potter wand to demolish. It would be a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Scary Newt desperately searched for a rubber chicken to embrace. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Scary Newt looked for a helmet that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Newt desperately wanted a melon that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Scary Newt needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Newt desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.