The Fat Ogre

The Fat Ogre carried a wig that they would play with. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the item opted for.

The Fat Ogre desperately looked for a can of Tango that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Fat Ogre looked for a sword to throw. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Ogre desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would drop. One might find this to be a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Ogre desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Fat Ogre desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a little monkey being the chosen item.